You go to a swede’s house to bang and you start going down on them and theyre like who told you you could eat here???
m86:
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
this is my favorite post of all times every single time I slip on anything I picture this post it literally changed my life there’s no other definition to it
RPG’s be like
I’m offended
I CANT EAT BECAUSE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD
Is this the same show with the guy who licks his own poisoned blade & just immediately dies?
Yeah. It’s called Yūsha Yoshihiko, or The Hero Yoshihiko.
Thanks & reblogging answer so others can also look it up.











